Thursday, June 02, 2005

Polio is a kind of candy with caramel in the middle

Oh, I hate it! The kids are so cute.

Measles is a game you play and then you sing a song.”

Mumps is something camels have. Some have two mumps and some have one.”

Chickenpox is a park where chickens have fun.”

As the Merck spin doctors tell it, “most kids today don’t have a clue about diseases adults remember, thanks to Merck scientists. We’ve invested billions to research heart disease and asthma. Now we’re trying to make Alzheimer’s, diabetes and cancer history, too.”

Put on your skeptic’s cap (or take it off) and check out the new Merck ad campaign.


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